November 2009
90 posts
Prank call gone awry
Me: Hey, douchebag! I want you to suck my --
Them: Excuse me?
Me: Oh, sorry, I wasn't sure if you were there or not.
Them: No, I'm here. I'm just very upset about what you were saying to me.
Me: Well, you were supposed to say hello at first and then I could have just said like "cocksucker!" and hung up.
Them: You know that I have your phone number now, right?
Me: What?
Them: You called my cell from your cell. Caller ID.
Me: PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(click)
If you ask me a stupid question while I am...
dodgethewater:
Office protocol.
West Wing Rave of the Day
Sam: "You wrote a concession speech?"
Toby: "Of course I wrote a concession speech. You wanna tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"
Sam: "...no?"
Toby: "That's what I thought. Now go outside, turn around three times, and spit."
I have found todays THEME!!!
Today shall be Cute/Beautiful. Now- I’m not in one of these moods often so when I am you’ll want to savor every moment of it. SAVOR!!!! Good. Have a nice day.
Yesterdays "Video Game" Day.
I’m not going to lie- It was fun to go back and look for funny art or videos of video games from my childhood. I found video of Earthworm Jim the game (Which brought back MANY memories). I think I will be doing more themed days soon, but just to think of more themes… Hmmm. Any ideas?
I understand...
I can SO relate. Am I right Scrambledmegs? From notalwaysright.com
Customer: “Do you have any kid’s shoes?”
Me: *thinking she’s referring to a similar-sounding brand* “Yes. They are right over here.”
Customer: “No, not these. Kid’s shoes!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. The youth department is over here.”
Customer: “No, not kid’s, kid’s!”
Me: “I’m sorry, are you looking for the brand, or kid’s shoes?”
Customer: “Kid’s!”
Me: *showing her the brand* “Is this what you are looking for?”
Customer: “Yes. Do you have them in kid’s?”
Me: “No, we do not have kid’s sizes.
Customer: “I am not looking for kid’s sizes! I am looking for some to fit me!”
Me: *confused* “These are our adult shoes…the youth section is over there.”
Customer: “Do you even know what a kid is?”
Me: “No?”
Customer: “A kid is a baby goat! I am looking for shoes made out of baby goat skin!”
WatchFor Scrambledmegs… Game on!
Video Games!
Those who know me, know that I am a nerd… Seriously- I am. Pasty white skin (from lack of sun light), glasses- the whole bit. So I decided I will flaunt some geekyness (I mean as the great Max Bialystock said: “When you got, flaunt it, baby! FLAUNT IT!”) So Max- I shall. Following are going to be memories of video games from when I was a kid. When games were amazing like:
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